Tuesday, 18 September 2007

Crap (me, I'm crap)

It's official; I got infomania! Or, rather, it would be official if it had been all officialised by someone official, I suppose – but, fact is, if this were an Infomaniacs Anonymous meeting I'd be the first up there with my, "Hi, I'm Rory, and I'm a computerholic." I mean, man alive, I'm addicted to this thing, I know I am, and I know I gotta stop 'cos it's affecting me now and not in a good way, and not just in my legs and wrists and elbows, but in my brain. That's not good. But, hey, I beat the booze, and drugs, and caffeine, and chocolate, and meat; I can beat this. I may not be able to control my impulses and urges but I can control how I act on them. And, okay, this is different – because giving up those other things was easy, they only brought good stuff, whereas giving up this…well, that's gonna bring me a whole lotta time,and means I'll have to find something to do with it – but, listen, I'm Rory Motherfucking Miller and there ain't nuthin' I can't master...

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