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1. I can’t, I can’t, I can’t.
2. I wish I could last longer in bed.
3. Don’t know why I was so mean about Danny Wallace.
4. I give a lot, I do. Sometimes I wish I got even half as much back.
5. People disappoint me.
6. I don’t think my job is a real job.
7. My, I sure play a lot of squash! (4 games in 8 days)
8. Don’t drink enough water; burning the candle at both ends.
9. Not a minute to myself.
10. Get it off your chest.
11. Nice t-shirt.
12. Happiness is a game of ‘crossbar challenge’ in the sun.
13. The need to feel secure and wanted and loved.
14. Was very angry a few weeks back, which is unlike me.
15. The question: “should I go back to hypnotherapy?”
16. Her lovely face.
17. How to balance it? The constant thinking, the need for sanity?
18. It’s hard to trust.
19. People are awesome.
20. The 5k scares me.
21. Don’t know if I’ll ever talk to my mother again.
22. X has no time for me.
23. When/will I/will I/be famous?
24. She’s not reading this.
25. 27 hours to write a story.
26. Not very good at Countdown.
27. Great at Pong.
28. A fine goalkeeping performance.
29. Forgetting about work.
30. I think I do pretty well, really.
31. Cooking for my housemates. Baking bread.
32. Not so good at the dishes.
33. Come on Everton!
34. Squash again in an hour.
35. The rain.
36. Summer’s coming; a reminder of the outside.
37. Headphones.
38. Pissing everywhere.
39. Laughing with you.
40. Uncertainty.
41. I’m a nice guy really.
42. Mr Inexhaustible, that’s me.
43. I used to really want to be a writer – and even thought I could do it.
44. Sinking down into my own bed.
45. There is life out there, somewhere, right?
46. What will we do when you’re not busy?
47. If I didn’t have a mobile…
48. If I didn’t have a home.
49. I think Mazda MX-5s look kinda dated now.
50. My nice clean bicycle goes quickly.
51. I think I’ll marry the first girl that asks me.
52. I’ve applied to be a policeman.
53. If I was rich, I’d have children by now.
54. Peter Pan.
55. Used to shit my pants when I was a boy.
56. My blue guitar has my name on it.
57. In the prime of my life.
58. God, if only I could tear my head apart.
59. Been thinking about getting drunk the last two weeks.
60. Someone to hold me, and understand.
61. Giggling like a child.
62. Is farting the greatest thing ever?
63. How good sex feels.
64. I don’t own much, really.
65. Nice clean lines.
66. The madness of needing to write a story and having nothing there.
67. Crying.
68. Resignation.
69. Eat, instead.

Stop reading me!