Post-relationship blues

Oh, what a mess! No Sara, no life – it’s all gone to shit rather quickly. Now I’m back in Wakefield – Wakefield! – and nothing seems to be happening. Seen no one, done nothing – nothing! I don’t know what I’m doing here – this is bobbins! All of a sudden, everything’s gone to shit. I’m all alone in the world – in this crappy place – but, hey, at least I’ve got my job to look forward to.